I Believe
"Well, I believe in Lego Hair, montages, letters to the Editor, homemade spaghetti sauce, loyalty - but not blind loyalty, the size of the fight in the dog, combating complacency, that Penn St. sucks. I believe in blitzing corners and dropping DEs into coverage. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing bottled water and close-mindedness. I believe in beef and tonics, freshly cut grass, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in both shades of light and dark gray. Goodnight."*
*lightly adapted from Kevin Costner's monologue in Bull Durham.
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