I Believe
"Well, I believe in autumn wind, grandiose rock show reenactments of Stonehenge, candid photos, homemade spaghetti sauce, roots, Google, picking other people's brains, that Penn St. sucks. I believe in blitzing corners and dropping DEs into coverage. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing fuzzy Ugz boots with skirts and manufactured pop stars. I believe in white russians, Donatello's smarts, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in both shades of light and dark gray. Goodnight."*
*lightly adapted from Kevin Costner's monologue in Bull Durham.
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