I Believe
"Well, I believe in autumn wind, grandiose rock show reenactments of Stonehenge, 3 yards and a cloud of dust, homemade pies, loyalty - but not blind loyalty, Google, combating complacency, that Penn St. sucks. I believe in running off tackle when your opponent clearly knows its coming. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing popped collars and manufactured pop stars. I believe in Sheetz MTOs, freshly cut grass, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in both shades of light and dark gray. Goodnight."*
*lightly adapted from Kevin Costner's monologue in Bull Durham.
