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March 2nd, 2010

Yinz all have fun with this winter weather – I’m gonna go contribute to New Orleans tourist economy for a few days.

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A Walgreens Personal Shopper?

February 10th, 2010

You read the title right. Walgreens is currently flooding the airwaves, on male dominated outlets (ESPN Radio, Fox Sports Net channel), with news that they are offering a “Personal Gift Advisor” at their stores for Valentine’s Day.

"How may I assist you in selecting your campy gifts?"

"How may I assist you in selecting your campy gifts?"

1. Who is shopping for their Valentine’s Day gifts at Walgreens?
2. Who needs help selecting Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion, Paris Hilton Eau de Parfum Spray and Hershey’s Kisses for their Valentine?
3. Do I really belong to this demographic, since I’ve heard/seen this commercial 5 times in the past three days?

Honestly now.

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Oh no! Anderson Cooper hasn’t showered in 2 weeks!

January 28th, 2010

Anderson Cooper has always rubbed me the wrong way.  Yes, I know he changed his last name so he could ‘rise from the ashes’ without the aid of his previous powerful name – but what irks me is his projected sensationalism – his “whoa is me” persona he leverages at every opportunity.

Last night, CNN was covering the State of the Union – and a panel was discussing the probable issues that were going to be covered.  Wolf Blitzer then cut to a live feed of Anderson Cooper and Dr. Sanjay in Haiti, to discuss how Haiti might be covered in the speech.  Wolf, with his no-nonsense flair, jumped right in with a question, to which Anderson replied along the lines:  “Before we start, Sanjay and I were just noticing how well dressed and clean pressed everyone on the panel looks – sorry we can’t match that!”  I wanted to annihilate my hotel TV.

Pretty Anderson

Anderson - in the middle of some hard hitting, real, journalism

“Ohh…whoa is me…look at how amidst all this human turmoil and devastation… at how dirty I am, at how unkempt I am…I’m just like them, I’m tired and thirsty…feel bad for me…er, I mean them…”

I cannot count how many times I’ve tuned into CNN, only to see a concerned look on Anderson’s face as he sports a bulletproof vest in the Green Zone.  Give me a break.

Bob Simon – now there is a journalist. Hailing out of the Bronx, Bob has been tempered by his many years of journalism, across long term assignments including Vietnam and Tel Aviv. Assigned to the Gulf War in 1991, Bob and his crew were captured by Iraqi forces and held in prison for 40 days.

After learning he was previously captured, my respect for him grew even further when I watched a segment on 60 Minutes regarding Israel’s war on Gaza. Israli soldiers would frequently commandeer Arab’s homes and use them as look out points to ensure no Palestinians were sneaking into Israel. You can jump to the 4 minute mark to see for yourself:

Yep, there’s Bob, confronting what feels like a very charged up situation, being told to leave by an Israli Commander – oh, and without the aid of a bulletproof vest.

That, Mr. Anderson, is how it is done.

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