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Oh no! Anderson Cooper hasn’t showered in 2 weeks!

January 28th, 2010

Anderson Cooper has always rubbed me the wrong way.  Yes, I know he changed his last name so he could ‘rise from the ashes’ without the aid of his previous powerful name – but what irks me is his projected sensationalism – his “whoa is me” persona he leverages at every opportunity.

Last night, CNN was covering the State of the Union – and a panel was discussing the probable issues that were going to be covered.  Wolf Blitzer then cut to a live feed of Anderson Cooper and Dr. Sanjay in Haiti, to discuss how Haiti might be covered in the speech.  Wolf, with his no-nonsense flair, jumped right in with a question, to which Anderson replied along the lines:  “Before we start, Sanjay and I were just noticing how well dressed and clean pressed everyone on the panel looks – sorry we can’t match that!”  I wanted to annihilate my hotel TV.

Pretty Anderson

Anderson - in the middle of some hard hitting, real, journalism

“Ohh…whoa is me…look at how amidst all this human turmoil and devastation… at how dirty I am, at how unkempt I am…I’m just like them, I’m tired and thirsty…feel bad for me…er, I mean them…”

I cannot count how many times I’ve tuned into CNN, only to see a concerned look on Anderson’s face as he sports a bulletproof vest in the Green Zone.  Give me a break.

Bob Simon – now there is a journalist. Hailing out of the Bronx, Bob has been tempered by his many years of journalism, across long term assignments including Vietnam and Tel Aviv. Assigned to the Gulf War in 1991, Bob and his crew were captured by Iraqi forces and held in prison for 40 days.

After learning he was previously captured, my respect for him grew even further when I watched a segment on 60 Minutes regarding Israel’s war on Gaza. Israli soldiers would frequently commandeer Arab’s homes and use them as look out points to ensure no Palestinians were sneaking into Israel. You can jump to the 4 minute mark to see for yourself:

Yep, there’s Bob, confronting what feels like a very charged up situation, being told to leave by an Israli Commander – oh, and without the aid of a bulletproof vest.

That, Mr. Anderson, is how it is done.

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Life Motto

January 11th, 2010

I’ve been working in Lansing MI on business for the past 3 years. One of the small silver linings of being stuck in Lansing has been occasional dinners at the Knight Cap. The KC is a great, small, dark, hole-in-the-wall restaurant with excellent service and wine selections.

During one of these recent dinners, much to my delight, I noticed this sign hanging on the wall by the bar:
Motto to live bySo you don’t have to squint making it out, it reads as follows:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO, what a ride!”

Amen, brother. I obviously did not create this philosophy, you’ve probably even heard different versions of it before (i.e., my version would replace ‘chocolate’ with a cigar, add blasting headphones on your head, etc.), but the underlying message it what is important. Get out there, and do stuff, and do it hard.

My license plate serves to remind me to live as hard as I can every single day. Why would anyone strive to go about life any other way??
License Plate

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Obligatory Holiday Post

December 30th, 2009

All in all, it’s been a great Holiday season – including a Christmas Eve visit from Santa, sweet gift giving, taking Grandma to see Fantastic Mr. Fox, adding a new nutcracker to my collection, helping the family out, juicy roasts roasting, roaring fires and cousins playing with my old legos.

Let’s expand on that “helping the family out” one: My Dad told me the printer was ‘broken’ and wanted me to fix it. No biggie, I generally get these requests, and I’m happy to help out. However, I couldn’t help but show him one of my favorite xkcd comics regarding this topic. Next morning, I find an email from the sassy old man, with an attached file named (note xckd spelling): “mom_and_dad_xcmd_flowchart.pdf” which was this:

Sorry for poor quality, but that’s because he actually took the time to print out the comic, modify it manually, scan it, and email it to me. Gotta respect that level of effort.

In related news, I have come out on the other side of the Great Ubuntu Experience of 2009 just smashingly fine. No major hangups so far, and it’s plug and play capabilities are outstanding – light-years away from what I’ve read on forums of past releases where configuring drivers with hardware was a struggle. I’d safely suggest it to anyone looking to ditch Windows. But the real test will be to see how the system holds up over time and if it can continue to adequately serve my needs.

Fittingly enough, I was scanning in pictures for a digital frame for my Grandma, and came across this beaut:

Thats me, with my first computer ever – an Apple IIe. Funny how this Christmas, I got a new computer, and new moccasins as well…

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